n. That guy at work who goes from cubicle to cubicle telling everybody in your office the exact same thing, usually some lame story about what he did last weekend. The cube crawler is also the same guy who feels it necessary to touch your computer screen at least eight times a day.
by LukeDuke December 23, 2004
Get the cube crawler mug.A delicate way of utilizing energy through the use of Tai Chi incorporating the principles of Cubical Politics. It is a way to increase the space of your cubicle, relieve stress and balance the existing energy in your cubicle while at the same time, not intruding on the sovereign territories of office co-workers.
"Hey Gordo, check out that new-age freak! What's wrong with him?"
"Oh, that's a new thing Larry. It's called Cube Chi. It is supposed to help with increasing your cubicle space while maintaining a balanced relationship with your... ack!!..."
<Gordo get's kicked in the neck by Larry>
"Hey Gordo, when you can breathe again, tell that cheese dick to stop hugging my trees or I'm gonna rip out his eyes and skull fuck him."
"Oh, that's a new thing Larry. It's called Cube Chi. It is supposed to help with increasing your cubicle space while maintaining a balanced relationship with your... ack!!..."
<Gordo get's kicked in the neck by Larry>
"Hey Gordo, when you can breathe again, tell that cheese dick to stop hugging my trees or I'm gonna rip out his eyes and skull fuck him."
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