Dusty Crystal

A dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare sexual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. The man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman's anus (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman's anus). After a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman's buttocks. Once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.

Hooker: "Hey baby, want some company tonight?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"

by sm00th February 20, 2009

crista

crista is a very beautiful women with a bright future ahead of her. she may have her rough times in life but always finds a way threw them .she is an amazing friend with a beautiful personailty .very trustworthy and she handles her own because she doesnt need anyone to have her back she stand strong on her own and one day will grow up and do something big with her life

crista beautiful

by savior1 October 15, 2013

Crystel

Crystel is a very powerful and kind girl but beware if you hurt her get ready for everyone to hate you, she is the definition of karma

Man:Hey what did you do to make CRYSTEL so mad? Ex friend: oh I ripped her bag. Man: welp gets ready for death

by Mari cheng September 29, 2020

Cristal

The girl who cares for everyone, worries for people that tell her not to worry for. She also gets heartbroken easily but when in love she'll love you with a full heart. Cristal is always a true friend, always has your back and is very supportive.

Hey is that Cristal?
Yeah, she a real friend.

by lliizzbeth March 4, 2019

Crystal Falls

Small town in northern Michigan, home to many hicks/rednecks, all people do there is drink beer and gossip about other people, town basically consists of bars churches and gas stations. "Yah", "Eh", "Er No", and "Don'tcha Know?" are commonly said things here.

I grew up in Crystal Falls, now all I do is drink and drive big trucks.

by A former yooper. March 15, 2009

Crystalritical

When a person is high on methamphetamine and is criticality

Up for more then a day or two , and is having a bad trip and is feeling some type of way

Be coolThe way you say things to cole Look he is crystalritical . He is tripping thinking we throwing subliminals at him

by Yankee510 November 24, 2017

Crystalites

One of the best, if not the best ORAS NFE player of all time on Pokemon Showdown which is run by smogon. It is a commonly used term to reference other good players on PS.

Groot: Crystalites is so good, it's a shame he doesn't like SD Roselia

by JetterThanU August 21, 2019