crustulating

It's like when a Sarah gets tons of jizz on her body and then uses cardboard paper to scrub it all off but it makes a cum-shield in the color of a glazed donut.

The semen is crustulating in Sarah's belly button

by Baby crusts January 25, 2014

crustbust

ejaculation on something or someone with no intentions of wiping the paste like substance off

"She was feeling lazy, so i grabbed the one pigtail, and crustbusted on her cheek"

by JAY EH ES OH EN October 4, 2007

Crustfuss

As we humans finish up our doings in the restroom, we normally would wipe our area with a soft, comfortable tissue paper. When one forgets to perform this simple task of wiping, a single or several particles of feces get stuck to ones hair. This is sometimes called a dingleberry. Later on in the day when ones Swass moisturizes the dingleberry, the one with this issue will slowly get irritated to a point of no return. This emotional outburst is often called Crustfuss. Sometimes used in place of the word "PMS"

"FUCK you asshole im having a bad day!!"
"Dont worry, your just having a small case of Crustfuss."

by shredheadGENT July 29, 2009

Crustummania

The love of any kind of baked goods.
they love the baked goodness UH HUH!!

sausage rolls, pasties, pies,quiches

A bakers is a crustummaniacs dream!!!

by Dopeyfeind April 28, 2011

Cruststang

A Ford Mustang that is not clean. Can be a manual transmission but is typically found on automatics.

"Ew man your mustang smells like chaw and farts, I think you have a cruststang"

by Datruffff December 28, 2014

crustasious

Crusty,Dirty,Ugly, And A Disgrace

You Look Crustasious Girl/Boy

by Alanah Ryans April 25, 2016

crustula

A crustula is an old female who resembles a crustacean.

Often referred to as crusty.

Look at that crustula!

by Abccdd October 15, 2017