Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

Crumping

Crumping is a conjunction of the words: crusty and humping

John and Mary were found crumping in the corner.

by MaChar October 11, 2013

Crumping

To dance in a krump-like manner over bubble wrap while pimp slapping your Slore (Slut -Whore)

Hey yo dawg, I was crumping all over your girl last night. Pop pop.

by E-Tay March 18, 2008

crumping

Jerking Off in a public place.

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Crumping in a movie theater.

by Perry Mole February 16, 2007

crunking

crunking is when you snort a line of cocaine and get some on your finger, then you rub it on your gums in your mouth.

i'm crunking this caine.

by SIT ON MY FACE June 14, 2008

crunking

When you party alot and you drink the whole time of the party.

Bob: Dude, we was crunking last night, it was totally awesome.

by AprilMarieMusais June 25, 2005

crumping babes

babes that are crumping a form of ghetto dance

"I want a golden tooth, I want CRUMPING BABES! I want more bling that you can shake a pheasant at!"

by Siren-x October 27, 2008