Crumpiin

confidently not pulling with the ability to

That boy don't waste time with those hoes he crumpiin

by BlackSwagWhiteSwag May 15, 2018

Crumpkin

A blowjob/head while in the toilet taking a dump.

“This bad bitch named Zaliyah gave me a crumpkin yesterday.”

by Biggernalls November 28, 2021

crumpkin

a delicious, cream cheese filled pumpkin bar created by North Port Fishington Cookie Factory.

Dude: Hey man you wanna go to the cafe?
Dude2: Hell Yeah! They've got those Crumpkins right? Those are my jawn!
Dude: Word. Best jawns ever!
Dude2: If I could hump a season it would definitely be fall.

by mikelanders September 30, 2010

crumblin'

A really obvious lie

"She told me her dad was Jamie Oliver, but she was blatantly crumblin'"

"He wasn't crumblin' when he said he'd finish off our creme brulees"

"Turns out she wasn't crumblin'- she had made a fruit flan last night"

by lemoncurd_luva123 March 21, 2009

crumpin

"crazy humpin"

usually a dance move, and not a very good one.

look at that fool what's he doin?

he's crumpin.

by Leez September 2, 2005

Crumpin

To hate upon

Don't be a crumper

Don't hate on somebody because of your jealousy
Yo, don't be crumping.

Why you crumping on me.

Don't crump me cuz you aint me.

by koomerang December 10, 2012

Crumpin

(1).When you are crumpin you are in a very chilled out mood.
(2).You partying or dancing to hip-hop music like mad, ludacris and obserd.

(1).Guy On The Phone #1: Ayo N**ga what you doin? Guy On The Phone #2: Juss Crumpin!

(2).Oh Shizzle dogg, look at dat yegga over therr crumpin!

by Omar August 23, 2004