Walk By Cumshot

Also a "Walk By Cumming", the act of secretly masturbating in public, then jizzing on a complete stranger, before running off.

"Frank, call the cops... I've just fallen victim to a walk by cumshot."

by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007

Starbucks cumshot

n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.

I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.

by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006

self inflicted cumshot

When one is violently masturbating and he ejaculates so hard that the so called super flying semen lands all over the individuals face.

'' i was fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot. Nasty shit dude. ''

by jamaicanpearl December 27, 2011

anal cumshot

To ejaculate onto the ass of a woman, usually after anal sex and often into an open asshole.

Girl: "You gonna give me an anal cumshot?"
Guy: "Yeah if you hold it open for me"

by the butt buster November 27, 2009

MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT

A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.

Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.

"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."

"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."

"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."

by Lloyd Irving January 20, 2007

360 cumshot

Verb- when you're almost there and you 360 no-scope your load across the room into the pussy you were just fucking for the final killcam.

The other day I was feeling crazy so I 360 cumshot'd my gf

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

cumshot

To get splattered with cum, usually on the face but also be on the chest or any other part of the body.

That was a perfect cumshot!

by Canibal-7 February 4, 2007