Crumb

a term used to describe a human-being that has a total lack of morals and respect for girl/people and their property. Crumbs normally get wasted and engage in the following activities, opening people’s mail, taking advantage of women, stealing alcohol from Koren bars, spitting on people, puking on people’s property, exposure of male genitalia, and spitting on people. Mostly smoke Newports.

Synonyms: Man-whore; jerk; tool; jack-ass; loaf of bread; moldy bread, slice of bread, and/or crust.

Example: next morning after a crazy night: “Yo, last night I was sucha crumb, sucha crumb! Me and my buddy Kyle totally peed all over some guys bathroom, it was soo gross. Wanna see the video?”

by Mango1231 March 13, 2011

crumb

1. A soft, small, flesh-colored skin flap on the neck, armpits, or groin 2. A benign skin growth, often found near the anus or on the perineum

Friend #1: "Dude, I finally banged that chick last night."

Friend #2: "Get outta here! She got a crumb?"

by J.J. Kool J. August 4, 2010

crumb

(also crum; krum)
another name for the perineum, the spot between your balls and your asshole

Max: Dude, you're so gay
Brian: Eat my crumb

by superkels October 5, 2010

crumb

Crumbs are absolutely amazing and the worlds best thing. when you eat a cake or a muffin then you can lick up the crumbs. yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum
or you could give them to the dog. ;) vote crumb for president!!

"opps, i dropped my cake on the floor, oh well at least i can eat the crumbs!"

by kitty/cat. February 28, 2019

Crumbing

The act of searching for cannabis, usually but not exclusively resin, particles that have dropped on the floor. Especially when the searcher is out of cannabis and does not have the funds for more.

That's the last of the pot, I'll have to go crumbing under my chair to see if I have dropped any bits.

by Miss Jon August 30, 2019

On a crumb

Something or someone is outta hand

She on a crumb for talkin bout me like dat

by Bhad bench🙈 October 6, 2019

Crumb

One who acts in a disturbingly weird and slightly psychotic manor. Will tend to say very strange and random things no one else finds funny except for other crumbs.. Crumbs can be seen with harry potter shit written on their converse, dressing up as the Darien Lake guy, and randomly conducting music no one else hears. A Crumb will often call other people crumbs, in turn making them an even bigger crumb. Crumbs can be found annoying but are very often misunderstood.

William:What the hell is written on your shoe?
Maggie: Nothing
William: Does that say I love harry Potter?
Maggie: Yeah, STFU!
William: *sighs* crumb

by I made up the word crumb! November 2, 2008