the creeping crude

A cluster of spreading, oozing, weepy sores that
migrate on skin. The sores are red with yellow
crusts. Thought to be spread by poor hygiene.
It was 1956 in Florida that I first heard this term.

She had the creeping crude on her forearms.

by S. McHugh January 5, 2009

Crude Ass

When someone gets so mad that they get angry at people for doing nothing.

Bob: **** You Steve!
*Steve washing dishes*
Steve: Dude, Dont be such a Crude Ass

by Tech584 January 18, 2010

rude, crude and screwed

A phrase to describe a situation wherein a person has unleashed their impulsive and rude vulgarity upon the wrong recipient who winds up being willing to eject them from their position, whatever it was.

Dr. Lumpnutz wound up being the pitiable poster boy for rude, crude and screwed one evening after a few too many gimlets with his hospital administrator.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

bubbling crude

raw sewage (also: oil- from the beverly hillbillies tv show)

there was a sewage back-up at the house, and up from the ground came a bubbling crude!

by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

Crude sex slavery

The lowest form of sex slavery and is cruel and degrading. It is the kind of sex slavery that you hear about when they talk about human trafficting.
It is completely different from the hetaira sex slave system that uses women who are pampered and highly trained.

A lot of people don't like crude sex slavery.

by Deep blue 2012 July 27, 2010

eau de toe crude'

The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.

Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!

T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'

by Higley July 11, 2011

CDC (crudely drawn cock)

Symbol very often posted on forums or drawn on pub windows when severely bored or feeling mischievous.

Can also be used to illustrate the phrase teh cock

"I love teh cock and so does Lu"
see image attached

by Miss Behave October 27, 2004