crunked

Being very drunk, beyond help seeing double and clutching the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

We got totaly crunked at the titty bar last night!

by pledet October 6, 2005

crunked out teef

When you don't brush often enough so your dentist estimate is over $3000 and you ain't got insurance because you didn't think the $50/month was worth it.

Doug has some crunked out teef, YO!

by PP Prancer June 4, 2005

crunked

extremely drunk, smashed out of your mind.

Oh man, I was fucking crunked last night!

by mommabear March 20, 2007

crunkedelic

Getting REALLY trashed after having eaten at least 4 grams of shrooms....

...and playing sitar.

"Shit nigga! He was CRUNKEDELIC!"

by Crazy Fernando December 8, 2006

crunked

When you consume a lot of behavior-modifying substances and do a lot of gay stuff like Harold

Jewish Jah: man I got so crunked last night
Anime Jah: you mean you drank and had gay sex in a cab?

Jewish Jah: yeah bro just like Harold I regret everything
Arab Jah: bro Harold is so gay though haha
All: yeah Bros Harold is GAY

by lgbtqallyharold303 November 7, 2019

Crunked-Up

It means to be realy, REALY Drunk!

Guy1: YO Man I was Crunked-Up Last Night!
Guy2: How Crunked-Up Were You?
Guy1: I was so crunked up that I Did a fat chick from the back n got brain from her!
Guy2: Shitt...

by Jordan Holla atcha boy January 7, 2006

crunked up

fucking high usually off weed

im crunked up u fucking gaf go eat a grommit

by jon r June 20, 2003