Crotchalated

when a male (over a certain age) gets hit in the crotch he is crotchalated

"I got crotchalated when I sled down the hill because there was a rock in wrong places..."

by Goganthian May 2, 2008

Crotchward

When a perfectly normal conversation about crotches becomes extremely awkward, very suddenly.

Person #1: These jeans are super cool but they fit my crotch weirdly.

Person #2: Speaking of which, my crotch itches.
Person #1: Crotchward!

by allaboutcrotches.org November 29, 2010

Crotchalate

A tear in the inseam of trousers, which, on purpose or by accident, allows for increased ventilation of the groin area.

I heard he really heats up in the groin. That hole must be to crotchalate.

by Ligua Frank-a October 16, 2015