Crossfaded

Being intoxicated by one ore more concentrated substances at any given time. Most commonly Cannabis (Marijuana) and Ethanol (Alcohol)

The first time I got Crossfaded it was so intense, I almost couldn't handle it.

by MikeDeeFearing October 26, 2011

Crossface

In professional wrestling, a crossface is a move that involves you crossing your arms across your opponent's face. See STF and Crippler Crossface.

"He's got him locked in a crossface-like manuever.."

by Sezril February 2, 2004

CrossFit

A bunch of rich white people paying $250/mo. to have an uncredentialed coach instruct them to have spasms with PVC pipe and siezures on pull-up bars until they vomit. They generally do this for a period of 10-30 minutes and call it a workout. Those who partake in these group activities also have the option to pay $1000 to attend a weekend course where they have an alcoholic instruct them how to better lift their PVC pipe. Some people who do these activities may also confuse being nauseous with being elite.

Guy 1: Hey, I started this great workout program lately. It's called CrossFit!
Guy 2: You go have fun with that. And don't bother calling me when you need someone to take you to the emergency room.

Guy 3: Dude, when did you get all those tribal tats? You didn't start---
Guy 4: Hey man, I just started doing this awesome workout program called CrossFit!
Guy 3: Oh, fuck.

Guy 5: The CrossFit workout was brutal today! I'm already sore as hell!
Guy 6: Maybe you should have scaled down to 1/2" PVC rather than 3/4".

by the almighty couch November 28, 2009

CrossFIT

A cult/organization of failed athletes who are coached by trainers that have purchased online certifications claiming to be world class olympic lifters.

Facilities offering 'functional' training by incorporating epileptic pull up techniques, high intensity olympic lifts and other circus acts posing as strength development methodologies.

Workouts are comprised of a heap of confusing exercises at high repetition with no result driven motivation.

If this method of training does not make you puke while performing it will make you puke by observing.

Athlete A: Dude your swinging pull ups make you look so hardcore.
Athlete B: Not only am I hardcore, I'm crossfit.

Today's WOD was the best 9 minutes of my baby sisters life

by Coach Hater May 14, 2012

Crippler Crossface

str8 up gangsta special; will make anyone tap

Chris Benoit 0wnz jo0!

by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

crossgates

A mall in Guilderland, New York, a few minutes away from Albany. It's a pretty big mall, with lots of stores (around 250). It has an 18 screen movie theater, a large food court, and two decent arcades. There used the be a HUUUUUGGGGEEEEAAA (like, Fuccillo huge) DDR scene at Crossgates, but it started to die at the end of 2004. They have two DDR SuperNOVA machines, one in Cyberstation in the food court, and one in the movie theater. They also have a crap-o-cab In The Groove 2 machine in Cyberstation. Man, I wish the DDR scene wasn't dead.

Crossgates is a mall, DAMMIT!

by Blahb August 19, 2007

crosshatching

The action of using a bunch of hashtags on Instagram posts to attract likes and followers.

Person 1: Such a fun day #nofilter #fun #day #flatlay #picoftheday #sun #sunnyday #goodday #dayoff #happy #squadgoals #friends #like #instalike #happy #amazing #love #instagood #summer #smile #follow #followme #followmepleaseimbeggingyou #like4like

Person 2: Quit crosshatching, you're embarrassing yourself and all it gets you are likes from bots.

Person 1: A like is a like -- you know they function as fiat currency, right?

by erynie May 25, 2016