Crapping Negative

Constant whining or negative comments, statements and attitude. Regardless of how great something is this person will always find a way to crap negative all over it. Being around them or reading their comments for too long makes you want to kick kittens. You find them especially on Facebook or other forms of social networking.

(as might be posted on social media sites)

"I should be happy that I just won the mega lotto, but I have to pay a butt load of taxes on the money and will probably die before I can spend it. FML.. sorry to be crapping negative.. I just hate my life."

by MidwesternMamaH December 28, 2010

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

Clopping

Masturbating to my little pony porn

'' come on lewis you fat nerd stop clopping and go to bed ''

by Alfbogey January 14, 2015

Clopping

When a bronie is masterbating to Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash going full lez on PonyHub in his moms basement at 4am.

Twilight Sparkle: "Spank me harder Rainbow Dash!"

Rainbow Dash: *whip* *whip*

Bronie : "This is good clopping material

Bronie: *clop* *clop* *clop*

by CuckedAF November 17, 2016

Chopping Chedder

cuting the cheese, ripping gas, farting

Yo,somebody was chopping chedder, it stanks up in here.

by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

clopping

When bronies fap to My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

TheFourteenthNumber spent thier money everyday clopping to My Little Pony

by K00ki3 April 27, 2011

Copping

To Cop something is to get something.
If your copping keys then your getting keys.

Yo he out copping some green.

by Ian Rosean AKA Young E May 25, 2006