Crooked smile

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything

Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back

by Typical.teenager December 10, 2017

Crookers

Crookers... Italian Dj's that play from house music to eletro-hardcore. They even mixed AC/DC's song Thunderstruck.
Crookers was made on 2003 by DJ Phra and Dj Bot.

Person1: Man i found a song named We are Prostitutes and is not about your sisters
Person2: -.-' yeah is that new crookers song right ?

by Zios April 26, 2009

Crokered

To get so sideways inebriated you could be confused for someone who has a stroke in their broccas region, because you're completely incoherent.

Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.

by Pongaforpm May 12, 2018

crooked bookie

a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.

they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.

girl one- "he's kinda cute"
girl two - "nah, he looks like a crooked bookie"

by lectora February 9, 2008

crooked ostrich

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.

damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!

by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008

crookled

A word only used by Rochdaliens and it means the same as going over on you're ankle

*falls off pavement*

"Oh god, I just crookled"

"You did what?"

"Crookled. You know? Falling over on your ankle?"

"Oohhhhh, I understand"

by Rochdalien April 20, 2017

Crooked Kingdom

SPOILERS
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering

Quotes:

"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck

"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar

"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa

"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker

"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik

"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey

Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?

Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob

Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof

Person B starting to cry: ...Yep

by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021