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Nick Crompton

The meme god that living england as his city
Someone : What city did you live?
Nick Crompton : England!
Someone : Haha no you're retarded.
by _T3HC0MPT3R_ August 23, 2017
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Nick Crompton

Person A: "Hey is that Nick Crompton?"
Person 🅱️: "Yeah! His collar is poppin' today isn't it?"
by Wimblebimble April 19, 2018
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kenny crompton

Kenny is a slow moving freak. He can run faster than a full rotation around the sun. He likes slim Jim’s and eats them a lot
by Idk_anything January 29, 2018
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Compton Velcro

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)
"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".
by Master Kitty July 30, 2008
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john compton

a term for a man who is the man of all men. an extremely attractive male who also happens to be intelligent, kind and very funny. considered 'the total package' to any woman
she landed herself a john compton- that bitch always gets the best of the best
by hl friendly August 1, 2010
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compton recoil electrons

Compton recoil electrons are electrons knocked from orbitals of an atom usually by gamma radiation from a nuclear explosion.

These electrons create a brief current which results in an electromagnetic pulse or EMP which can damage or destroy unshielded electronic equiptment, mainly microchips. Such an event taking place at high altitude would result in wide scale electrical damage.
"our electrical equiptment was damaged as a result of compton recoil electrons from the EMP blast"
by chosenfoo October 4, 2006
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The Compton School

The worst school to ever exist

Person 1: "Yo what school do u go to?"

Person 2: "The Compton School g"

Person 1: "Unlucky that school fucking dead bro"

Person 2: "truss look at mr nielsons head that nonce"
"the compton school is so dead"
by Jewy_makeawash69ceilingz April 23, 2019
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