coddleflop

when ur penis becomes erect during sex because ur too drunk to notcie poop all over the walls and the syrup u poured on the fat chick u slept with

o dude i had the sweetest coddleflop last night
---dude........dude

haha charly had a coddleflop with that bitch from maury

by Steveuhthifth September 15, 2008

criddle

To rummage through and steal other peoples belongings, while high on Meth, they say its not stealing its criddleing.

The piece of shit sucked up tweeker that is riding around on a bicycle that he stole from some college kid that paid a 1,000 dollars or more for it that he spray painted black. who is unable to comprehend that criddle is stealing and yes he is a fucking Nigger.

by GABRIEL AND GO FUCK YOURSELF February 8, 2013

crondle

When one man shits into another mans mouth.

His mouth is going to taste funny in the morning, I totally crondled him.

by the smag July 27, 2011

Craddle

Craddle(Kra-dull) - to beat soundly in the skull or shoulders many times with a wooden mallet, such as one used in the children's game 'whack-a-mole'.

"He craddled me!"

"Are you serious? You should have called the police, not me!"

by Qwordy January 8, 2012

Criddled

When an over-aged man fondles your naughty pl;aces.

Oh man, that Callum really criddled me!

by FudgeSack January 30, 2017

Cruddle

The plural of crud

“That guy is full of crud”
“But that guy has cruddle”

by Biggyplayz July 6, 2018

Criddle

The name of a girl the world just wouldn’t be the same without. She is kind and creative, though sometimes very hungry, she is a friend to all human and four-legged friends and she looks like a modern day Jane Fonda. She is the image of bliss

I’m so happy Criddle came out Last night, whenever she is around everyone seems to have a good time

by Fountain of truth November 23, 2021