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crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.
by james savik November 15, 2018
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cocked ace-deuce

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.
Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

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by StevieJT July 28, 2009
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half-cocked

Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.
The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.
by moniker19 January 21, 2009
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crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.
Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.
by Craigadon September 15, 2009
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crockerphilia

I like Mr.Crocker, so I have crockerphilia.
by gwaaarrrrrlarrrrl October 7, 2013
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candy cracked out

After playing candy crush all day the individual can not fall asleep due to visuals of candy dancing in your head
Im all candy cracked out and didn't sleep at all last night every time i close my eyes all i can see is that fucking game!
by rtrmike November 11, 2013
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cracked at fortnite

This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh
POV: 6th grader walks up to u me: what the 6th grader This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh
by Bruh Killarney December 2, 2020
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