critter

lowest form of a human being also known as a loser. Ugly on the inside as much as the out. Dirty cold hearted and only cares for itself.

Look who she's with now the cold hearted loser,
lowest girl i know.
Lol man she's one ugly dirty critter.

by critters October 17, 2014

critter

a sleazy, shifty-eyed person who creeps around making eveyone feel uncomfortable.

usually male, but i guess could be female theoretically

a: god! who is that guy?
b: i dunno, i wish he would go away..
a: yea what a critter

by andy mc g September 27, 2006

critter

to eat questionablely old food that has either expired or been left out.

Me: “Dad, do you think the mashed potatoes are bad? they were left out overnight”
Dad: “Id critter that shit”

by big.daddy.pootang.slayer February 21, 2020

critter

a critter is a person like a redneck or a nasty homely person that smells and dyes their hair weird colors :)

Damn... that girls a nasty ass critter

by Aydxn January 27, 2019

critter

An unattractive female. often resembling a RAT.

Dat bitch is UG-LEE she is a robeast
she is a critter

by John Belushi May 6, 2003

critters

craps. dice game.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"I saw people throwing dice, a.k.a. "critters"....FOOL!

by Dirt McGirt April 13, 2005

critter

Female organ.

When making sweet love down by the fire, special attention needs to be paid to the critter.

by Snappy July 13, 2003