A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.

That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!

Criss cross applesauce by Mayut January 12, 2016

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criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"

Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

criss-cross-apple-sauce by Susan Focker September 15, 2007

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criss-cross faded

The act of being faded on three or more different drugs.

After I drank and smoked some weed I decided to get criss-cross faded with some xanies.

criss-cross faded by hillaree September 2, 2012

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Criss cross applesauce

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.

teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!

Criss cross applesauce by singstar319 June 19, 2011

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