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Crippling-Oppression

This is what feminists think they have.
Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.
by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018
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Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day
me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression
by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021
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crippling depression

A saver condition of depression that doesn't allow someone to do daily tasks
Mother: have you taken out the trash yet
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression
by Audreyowen2003 January 29, 2017
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Crippling Crippling

Crippling Crippling is a broad term statement used to describe a general mood and, or feeling of a person, can be used to describe pain, or emotions. A Generalized feeling of unwellness.
I've got crippling crippling my back is so messed up
I've got some advanced level crippling crippling (Depression)
by Xcfirecraft April 4, 2019
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cripplized

Being crippled,or in the stage of being crippled.
Did you see Kaila,she was totally cripplized!
by Treasure Akhart May 24, 2008
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Crippleshits

(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.

However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.

Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.

Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.
"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"
by The Cobra Snake October 29, 2015
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Cripplization

His therapy prevented him from the road to cripplization.
by Husband351 August 11, 2016
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