Sand Crabbing

Sidling crab-like whilst simultaneously making a high pitched, "w00p w00p w00p w00p," noise.

"Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"

"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."

"Dragon-witch?"

"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."

by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

Cribbense

1.) A follower of Cribbology
2.) A person who can not help but be awesome in everything they do.
3.) An outstanding person.
4.) A person who is normally calm but can go from calm to homicidal when their temper has reached its limits.

Bob was born awesome; therefore he is Cribbense.
Bob did a Cribbense job today.
John has been known to have black outs and go into a Cribbense state of mind.

by JCribbage May 26, 2015

crobbin

The act of boiling small animals, such as squirrels or lizards, for ones own pleasure

Man 1: Been crobbin lately?

Man 2: Yeah man, last night i was crobbin when my girlfriend walked in. I'm no longer seeing her

by jive ass turkey12 May 5, 2011

Cribble

A shade of blue -- medium in value, bright in hue -- with silver sparkles in it.

What a lovely cribble car!

by KaediCat September 28, 2009

Cribbied

Staying in under deep cover, preferably with a bottle of wine.

Ernesto: Hey dude, you gonna go out to the bar this weekend?
Chuck: Nah, I'm gonna get Sopranos Season 6 on netflix and get cribbied with my lady.

by yormopoc December 22, 2008

Cribblefruit

A family of rare tropical fruits. There are hundreds of variants of the fruit, but mostly consist of a pear-like shape and a layer of rough, single-coloured skin. The most common breed is the Denim blue Cribblefruit.

A: "Oi, you fancy some Cribblefruit slices?"
B: "What in the world is a Cribblefruit."

by IcedLemon June 29, 2022

Nintendo Crabbies

Originated on NES it is the act of getting angry at anyone talking when you die while playing a video game.

Person: So dude what do you wanna do tonight?
Player: You ass you just made me hit that Goomba and I got a game over I HATE YOU
Person: How is that my fault you can't play when I talk? You got nintendo crabbies bro...

by Karl Suks August 21, 2008