Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Crepcheck

Looking at and judging someone on the shoes that they may be wearing. You can look in admiration or disgust. Simply the motion of looking at one's shoes.

Zak: I was talking to sam the other day and I had to crepcheck.

Brad: Dude, I know, his creps are dope.

by AKAY November 8, 2012

cheechako

A new-comer to Alaska, ignorant of the terrain, the weather, the animals, the culture, the necessary driving skills in the winter, etc. Opposite of a sourdough.

-Did you see the 90-car pile-up on the Glenn Highway this morning on your way to work?
--Yeah, and how much you wanna bet that it was all caused by some goddamn Cheechako at the front of the pack?

by SS January 22, 2004

creacher

an intentional misspelling of the word “creature.” often used in typing styles or jokes that include other intentionally misspelled words. used sometimes to describe something as being gremlin-esque, grubby, small, or otherwise chaotic, but it depends on context.

amn just……….. a litle creacher. Thatse it . i Canot change this

by litle bitch August 10, 2021

cheechin

To smoke marijuana profusely.

We were cheechin' out your mom's van until she knocked at its door.

by dub May 4, 2003

Cheech

1. female genitalia

2. a person regarded as effeminate, cowardly, thin-skinned, two-faced, and otherwise lacking a man-card

3. a loud blustering idiot so desperate for approval it physically hurts their...(see definition #1)

Why are you crying? It's just a paper cut, stop being such a Cheech.

by Lawrence of a Labia March 23, 2017

Cretched

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018