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douchebag credits

when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.
Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.
by cra0422 December 1, 2015
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Bat Credit Card

Reference made by the Nostalgia Critic when reviewing the Batman and Robin movie when Batman pulled out a credit card with the Batman symbol on it. The mere mention of the Bat Credit card will get the Nostalgia Critic to go into a rage while shooting a pistol randomly.
A BAT CREDIT CARD?! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL YA!! *bang bang bang bang*
by TheAngelResc October 19, 2010
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West Virginia credit card

In short, a hose or a simular tubular device that can be inserted into a gas tank in order to suck the gas out and into a different container.
Cletus: How'd you get here, wasn't your truck out of gas and your credit card maxed out?
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm
by TheOneandOnlyGoose July 8, 2014
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credit card slave

A person working to pay off huge debts.
Freya didn't really understand how credit card interest rates work, and ran up large debts during her college days. Now, she is a credit card slave; because most of her salary goes into paying them off.
by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007
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Creeding

To create a 10+ creed song playlist on a bar jukebox and immediately exit the bar once the playlist begins. "With Arms Wide Open" is generally the first song played.
I didn't go out with the intention of creeding last night, but when the bartender refused to serve me after midnight, I creeded the bar with arms wide open.
by Scotty Stapp 21 August 31, 2012
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coochie credit

instead of paying with money you pay with your coochie
I can't pay with cash but can i pay with coochie credit!
by hotmess heifer June 7, 2011
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Credit Crunch

A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.
Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??

Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!
by jools222 June 11, 2008
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