Cream cheese bagal

The act of doing anal sex, pulling out and cumming on the outside of the asshole.

Hey John, I gave my girlfriend a cream cheese bagal

by Chocolate cappacino June 11, 2018

Cream Cheese Sneeze

When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.

Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.

by aaroncopland July 3, 2012

Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.

Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

Cream Cheese Sandwich

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.

I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

by FemBottom June 6, 2018

Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 11, 2018

Cream Cheese Sandwich

When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.

Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.

by kmeek1 October 20, 2008

Cream Cheese Incident of '09

(n) The tragic failure of an idiot who left cream cheese in her fridge, went away on spring break, came back, and tried to clean out the explosion into the trash can on the floor of a dorm. It caused many deaths, and destroyed the smell of the floor.

Senior:...it smelled as bad as the Cream Cheese Incident of '09!
Junior: Whats the cream cheese incident of 09?
Other Senior: (falls to the ground in state of PTSD)

by dancestherajca46 September 6, 2009