Michael Kenneth Cramer

A god damn idiot.

Bro, don't be such a Michael Kenneth Cramer.

by fasdhgoasdihgal3e September 29, 2011

Pulling a Cramer

When your underground child sex ring escapes and you have to take your white van and round them up

“Oh boy looks like the ice cream man is pulling a Cramer”

by Mattlarock2022 July 31, 2021

Cramered

It's when you let the hype dictate your trade, and you bite into it like a newb. After you watch your stock go the other way, you realize that you didn't know anything and that you are gambling. Mad Money got you and sold you a pile of shit via the hype train.

You get some GME stock?

No, I got cramered into buying a shit load of CCIV after the pay day.

by willizdikfit April 9, 2021

drake cramer

a joke of all jokes; unworthy of capitalization and social acceptance - an alcoholic

Wow, he's such a drake cramer." "Whoa, you don't need to be so mean.

by drake.cramer October 10, 2010

Cramer

1) An action, typically involving the purchase of some type of financial instrument - such as stocks, bonds, options, or crypto - that is without thought, intent, reason, or any sign of common sense and involves loosing large amounts of money.

2) To blow up one's trading account
3) To royally f*** up

I heard this guy say this crypto currency Ethereum was about to go up 40%, so I put all my money into it. Since then, it's dropped 60%! Man, I really cramered that one up...

by BoogieFlake June 14, 2022

Lauren cramer

Thot, don’t date her

Lauren Cramer is a girl to never date

by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018

Cramer's Razor

The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.

Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.

Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately

by Ecclesies August 9, 2023