The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.
My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.
My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.
This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.
My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.
This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
the act of putting pop rocks in a woman's vagina which pop due to the moisture; crackling refers to the popping pop rocks while clam is a common word for vagina
by campbarbie February 11, 2008
by pwns3524 May 13, 2010
Any beetle that clicks, crackles and sounds like Rice Crispies if you pick it up or touch it. Found in abundance in Florida near Disney world.
Not to be confused with Cracka bugs which are white in color, also make noise when you mess with them but usually the noise is all they do and bite less often than both Crackle bugs and chiggers (which are a cross between the black dung beetle and an asian beetle).
Not to be confused with Cracka bugs which are white in color, also make noise when you mess with them but usually the noise is all they do and bite less often than both Crackle bugs and chiggers (which are a cross between the black dung beetle and an asian beetle).
by Kev1969 September 26, 2017
by Shouldabeengone April 6, 2015
take a shit in your pants and leave it there to dry, it forms a case like structure and when pulled off is hardened shit in the shape of an ass
by theawesomeporra February 2, 2011
The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.
Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.
by Juice9610 January 15, 2010