crack-baby

A baby that is born addicted to crack

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

crack-baby

A comment made to someone retarded, because of misfortune of being born to a "crack-head" or "crack-whore".

Yo, Derron u such a crack-baby.

by sk January 6, 2003

crack-baby

a comment about person who has just said something extremely stupid or ridiculous, or done something extremely stupid or ridiculous

ok there, crack-baby

by Anonymous July 3, 2002

Crack Baby Olympics

The use of crack babies in athletically challenging activities. Similar to the Special Olympics. Even If you win, you're still probably retarded.

I wanted to go to the crack baby olympics today but I realized it was literally retarded

by Thunderxx10 July 22, 2011

Crack Baby Name

A baby who was born while their mother was on crack and has a weird crack head name.

"You seen what Deeangeloquan did today" "man he got such a crack baby name"

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Starbucks Crack Baby

People, usually very young, who MUST have Starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded McStuff) at least every day. Typically very brand-aware. Similar beverages from the 'wrong' brand just won't do.

Hold on, we gotta stop here. She's a Starbucks crack baby, and she'll kill us all if she doesn't get her fix this morning.

by evildave August 26, 2010

Off the grid crack baby

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.

So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.

by Adg623 April 24, 2018