crab cake

A really smelly minge that makes you wanna heave!

Fuck me darling have a wash you smell like a crab cake

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Crab Cake

When a girl has a bad case of crabs in her pubic hairs, but her man still eats the pussy like its a cake.

Michael: Hey Liam how was you night with Braylee?
Liam: It was great! She let me eat her Crab Cake!

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A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.

What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?

My Grandma made delicious Alaskan Crab Cakes for us when we visited her last March.

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When you go down on a hooker and wake up with golf ball size cold.

When I was in Vegas I ate out this hooker and woke up with a Crab Cake on my lip.

Crab Cake by b38 July 28, 2006

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2 or more gay men or wahmen with a serious case of crabs that have all put their genitalia together creating a crab cake.

Oh boy! I was in a real good crab cake with the guys yesterday !

Crab Cake by myknob April 19, 2018

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My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm

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When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.

Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.

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