Cranky Knuckles

Someone who is very easily aggravated by years of bitterness.

He's such a Cranky Knuckles way he speaks of music now.

by Professional Kid November 13, 2015

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chat cranky

chat cranky: when you unintentionally come across as agitated in an online chat or text message conversation

Kerry: Did you notice how Bill was pissed off today?
Darlene: He seemed fine when I talked to him...
Kerry: Well he said in a chat -
Darlene: Hold on a sec. He might have just been chat cranky.

by zachfree November 2, 2011

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Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

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Cranky Crew

A large group of supportive people who watch Crankgameplays on Youtube. We are subscribers and viewers, but we are also a family, a community, and a group of friends.

What is up my Cranky Crew? It's me, Ethan! ~intro

Side note: Read all Rick Riordan and Harry potter books. ; )

by Hermescabin11 June 9, 2017

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cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

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When your girl wakes up with a huge headache due to the hangover she has attained from the night before, you slap her ass, put your dick in her butthole and hang on for the ride because she will be bucking up and down like a bull thats angry. You will achieve maximum greatness if you manage to stay on until she can't buck anymore. She will then pass out due to the overwhelming heat stroke or anxiety attack of this activity.

Dude I tried out a cranky bull on your sister this morning. She cut my cock off.

by Shitty nipples with cream April 1, 2010

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