Neco Coneco

A fictional toy that appeared in the manga Azumanga Daioh. It often comes in the form of a small white kitten sitting on the head of a white cat, but also comes in different forms such as sleeping cats or Iriomote cats (An endangered species only found on the island of Iriomote in Japan) The character Sakaki is particularly fond of the brand.

The name "Neco Coneco" comes from the Japanese name, "Neko Koneko" which literally translates to "Cat Kitten." The romanization of its Japanese name also sounds like "Connected Cat."

Girl 1: I just love Neco Coneco! I wish they were real.....
Girl 2: Isn't that those cat dolls from Azumanga Daioh? It's a plush, right? Why don't you sew one?
Girl 1: That's a great idea! Too bad I can't sew....

by Lentils. February 28, 2014

Pork Scotch's Cone

A cone wrongly stolen by Pork Scotch that he once used to keep a space for his small white van outside his house while he went out in it because he thinks he is important because he's a security guard (EVEN more important than Shit Stained Schumachers you know). Because he had no right to do it, I moved it so that a car would park there. When he got back the look of shock on the ugly bastards face was phenomenal when he saw that a car had parked there. With a usual grumpy look on his face, he moved it onto the front of the house. He works from 6pm to 6am so at 10 we put it in a bin bag and took it onto another road an left it on the back of a Maltby lorry. In the morning, he was looking all over the place for his beloved cone with a mad look of disbelief. Looks like he'll never see his cone again. Poor Porky!

SWYTHEERBRIDGE: Whats that orange thing on the back of the Maltby lorry?

MONK AND DAD: That's Pork Scotch's Cone.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 4, 2009

clone troopers

Clone troopers were highly-trained soldiers in the Grand Army of the Republic, the armed forces of the Galactic Republic. Bred from the genetic template of the bounty hunter Jango Fett.

Send out a squad of clone troopers to investigate the area.

by Ottocon October 4, 2016

Conestoga High School

A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.

Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"

by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018

Rogee Cone

When you receive an ice cream cone that has gone stale, or tastes wrong.

Do you want another drumstick?

Nah man, those are Rogee Cones.

by panzermega November 22, 2011

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

I am stingin for a cone

what you say to your mates when you've been sober for 48 hours and the missus leaves for a business trip, typically followed up by a Gatorade orchestra with the boys. (see Gatorade saxophone)

typical Australian citizen 1: hey brah
typical Australian citizen 2: doin cuz
typical Australian citizen 1: I am stingin for a cone
typical Australian citizen 2: or ye, the boys are lightin up over at joel's place sarvo
typical Australian citizen 1: fuck yeah brah! we can get proper Munted on the gato saxo!

by (( (gyfgdfdf May 10, 2019