Confagled

When one is indescribably happy.

Originally from words of unknown origin whilst still maintaining meaning from a very important mind.

"DUDE! I just got a blowjob! I'm so fucking confagled!"
"SEX!"

by FloggingMutton June 24, 2009

coffagus

v. Choking on coffee that goes down the wrong pipe.

I’m still recovering from the tiny drop of coffee that slipped into my lungs and played havoc on my esophagus. After coffagus, I was almost in a sarcophagus with Snuffleupagus.

by jbreddick April 29, 2014

Cowager

Matriarchal cow. Bovine dowager.

Whenever she mooed, the other cows bowed in deference to her cowager status.

by 3gmaxvUD March 14, 2015

Confagale

To fix or put back. To make better then before

Please confagalethe couch cushions

by CFC May 10, 2018

confagurate

To setup in the gayest way possible

Did you see that system? Elton John couldn't confagurate it any worse.

by wizzardude August 28, 2018

Coffagy

The way a woman acts, reacts and behaves in the morning before her first cup of coffee.

Dam bro, your girl is real coffagy in the mornings!

by Mjf420 November 6, 2023

confagulate

It means to want to shove a pickle up up your butt

i confagulate

by wiiwhene March 3, 2026