A man who's testicles, in this case referred to as balls, sink too low to the ground. It is implied that in this case, the man is old and senile (not that a lowballer must fit these qualities physically, but could just be thinking that way) and is, most importantly, thinking in a very spineless, immoral, and unethical way. He will usually find ways to scam people, or express his largely unethically-held beliefs. He is not jaded, but usually just a guy who hates people because he's a jackass.
A lowballer is often mistaken for a hustler. A clear distinction should be made between the two in that a lowballer is just a dickhead and a hustler is a G. The distinctions are most often made on a person-to-person basis.
Prime examples: Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Madoff.
A lowballer is often mistaken for a hustler. A clear distinction should be made between the two in that a lowballer is just a dickhead and a hustler is a G. The distinctions are most often made on a person-to-person basis.
Prime examples: Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Madoff.
"Yo, did you hear what happened to that bike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Mo Khan stole it from Adil!"
"Are you serious? Aren't they friends?"
"Yeah, but Mo Khan fooled Adil and got to it first."
"What a fucking lowballer."
"Well, not completely. Mo Khan kinda just hustled him."
"Fuck you."
"Did you hear how I lowballed my teacher?"
"God dammit, what'd you do this time?"
"I told her I had cancer and got out of taking the final exam."
"Atleast you're still going to hell."
"No, what happened?"
"Mo Khan stole it from Adil!"
"Are you serious? Aren't they friends?"
"Yeah, but Mo Khan fooled Adil and got to it first."
"What a fucking lowballer."
"Well, not completely. Mo Khan kinda just hustled him."
"Fuck you."
"Did you hear how I lowballed my teacher?"
"God dammit, what'd you do this time?"
"I told her I had cancer and got out of taking the final exam."
"Atleast you're still going to hell."
by Ballal-Din Sackrub November 4, 2009
Get the lowballer mug.Someone who offers a deceptively or unrealistically low bid. Often to cover the bidders misjudgment of the market.
Wow. klvn just tried to lowball everyone in our league a horrible trade cause he is a nuff and can't draft a viable team. His team has more holes than Swiss Cheese. Such a Lowballer.
by ROFLcopter66 March 1, 2017
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Cowballer • cornballer • cowballs • Caballero • clownballer • copallero • Cowbagger • cowballz • Caballerial • abel caballero
by oldriverschool August 9, 2007
Get the Cowbagger mug.The antagonist of paintball events and games, where they play for ego instead of honor.
Not all clown ballers follow this path. There are those that wear colorful bouncy pants that display the utmost display of integrity and honor.
The righteous few understand this, and are accepted by the great Layzar, but may or may not be blessed depending on dupontious the great's convictions at the time of judgement.
There are those that robe themselves in the cloth of thier enemies, all the blessings of a clown enjoys, but behind the trigger a blessed warrior who smites the wicked.
In generalities a clownballer is a mindset and way of life where one's accomplishments on the field comes at the price of teamates, quality of play, dishonor, to achieve a fake ego boosting status of self worth.
You can find these Dbags sporting any GI gear, patches or sponsorships. Usually talking thier game like they are the best ballers in the world, like nobody has done it before. But really the first indicator is bright colors but do not let that be the determining factor. They will often promote themselves on social media platforms like tweeter, vanity tome, or metube. The more likes and views generally means they are a bigger dbags and think they are better than the general population of paintballers they supposedly represent.
Oh, they usually get really butt hurt when they lose a match.
Not all clown ballers follow this path. There are those that wear colorful bouncy pants that display the utmost display of integrity and honor.
The righteous few understand this, and are accepted by the great Layzar, but may or may not be blessed depending on dupontious the great's convictions at the time of judgement.
There are those that robe themselves in the cloth of thier enemies, all the blessings of a clown enjoys, but behind the trigger a blessed warrior who smites the wicked.
In generalities a clownballer is a mindset and way of life where one's accomplishments on the field comes at the price of teamates, quality of play, dishonor, to achieve a fake ego boosting status of self worth.
You can find these Dbags sporting any GI gear, patches or sponsorships. Usually talking thier game like they are the best ballers in the world, like nobody has done it before. But really the first indicator is bright colors but do not let that be the determining factor. They will often promote themselves on social media platforms like tweeter, vanity tome, or metube. The more likes and views generally means they are a bigger dbags and think they are better than the general population of paintballers they supposedly represent.
Oh, they usually get really butt hurt when they lose a match.
Can you believe that fucking clownballer kept playing on and wiping a hit as I put a rope into him center mass? "yea bud, same old same old"
by funshit August 15, 2017
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Get the Cowballs mug.This is the last name of many great people, if you was born with this last name you should be very grateful and appreciative because this last name goes passed down to the very best people. I have a girlfriend and her last name is “Caballero” and she is one of the greatest souls I’ve ever meet in my entire life not to glaze her or anything but she is so sweet not just to me but to the people around her, she cares for her loved ones, she knows the perfect advice to give you, and she’s always there to listen when you need her too. She’s so sweet and so adorable and one day I’ll be blessed to carry her last name next to mine. If you have this last name be happy that you have been blessed by such a beautiful last name. (My girlfriend made the last name better)
by Lil_isaacC July 30, 2023
Get the Caballero mug.A person making an unrealistic offer for something being sold. Typically a cowardly ploy done by message instead of in person because who in their right mind would insult a seller to his/her face with such an unrealistic offer? A lowballer is the worst form of vermin demonstrating a shameless attempt to be gifted while wasting your time. Lowballers are often whiners too and when the offer is rejected the seller is often forced to endure futher insults.
A seller is offering a moped with incredibly low mileage and in perfect condition allready priced well below market value. A lowballer messages offering 60% of the asking price stating "my son has saved xx amount of $$ would you take that?". Upon receiving "no" for an answer the lowballer replies saying you are an idiot for trying to sell old junk.
by michaelmcalgary July 14, 2025
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