COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

COVID Cut

When, after weeks of desperation and closure of your favorite barber shop/hairdressers, you, or your significant other, grab a pair of scissors or shaver and do the best you can...

“Looks like John went and got himself a COVID cut.”

by jay-nj March 23, 2020

Covid Good

Not quite "good", but not bad considering we're in the middle of a global pandemic.

"Hey David, how you doing - good?" "Yeah, well Covid good, you know...."

by Cece Guzman December 9, 2020

Covid Box

A storage receptacle used to reserve masks, face shields, antimicrobial wipes, disinfectants, hand sanitizers, social distancing signage, vaccination records, nasal test kits, etc. in preparation for the regular seasonal Covid outbreak mandates.

“Hey honey! Where’re my N95 masks?”

“They’re in the Covid Box next to the Christmas decorations in the garage. Is it Covid season already?”

“Yep! Seems to come around quicker each year. “

by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 23, 2023

covidnazi

someone who is enjoying destroying the economy and mental health

covidnazi was trying to stop me living my life

by Echo 1996 October 8, 2020

The Rabbits of Covidville

A children’s book that tells a sweetly soothing story about rabbits reclaiming their underground warrens in a small town previously heavily populated by humans.

The Rabbits of Covidville have happily hopped back into town to show their little bun-children where they came from.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

covid muncher

Low lifes who want covid. These idiots enjoy covid parties and hang out with people who've tested positive for covid.

Joe enjoys partying with crowds who have fevers coughs, and diarrhea. He is definitely a covid muncher!

by Rakkey July 13, 2020