coupon

Face. Northern Irish and Scottish dialect.

State o' yir coupon!

by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009

pussy coupon

A dollar bill

The stripper was greatful and showed me her stuff when I gave her the pussy coupon

by Big Dick 2009 October 27, 2008

Coupon

The word coupon originated from the actions of a one person; Sean Daschko. So intense were the actions of Mr. Daschko's 'Coupon' methods that a definition was created to fit this unusual behavior. To be a 'Coupon', or to use 'Coupon Methods' is to effectively take advantage of your surroundings in order to enhance ones own private needs.

Sean Dashcko went to Subway and used Coupon Methods in order to obtain an irregular amount of Subway Stamps to recieve a free foot-long Subway sandwich.

Billy then replied, "Sean, stop being such a Coupon."

"Yeah man, whats with your Coupon Methods these days?" Brian asked.

by Matthew McLeod July 14, 2004

Couponing

The act of absorbing booze into a q-tip and sticking it in your ass

Ben: "Hey Collin am I couponing correctly"
Collin: "Yeah you got it way up there man"

by Jmnyprc August 27, 2016

crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.

"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

Stripper Coupon

Since strippers don't coins as tips a Stripper Coupon is the lowest form of monitory exchange, so in the US a Stripper Coupon is a dollar bill.

I laid down 5 stripper coupons, so the gal could see how thick her tip would be for the show.

by Twitness May 12, 2015

Couponaphobia

The fear of great savings.

Guy one "Hey I have a coupon for 5 dollars off our pizza"
Guy two "Get that shit away from me I want to spend my money bitch, I have couponaphobia"

by JessMH June 15, 2009