country blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.

"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"

by devious derelicts November 18, 2011

Country Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.

Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.

by Kltom71 September 6, 2013

Country Blumpkin

The act of jerking off whilst taking a shit.

"Dude.... Palmala Handerson just gave me a Country Blumpkin!"

by halfinsane April 26, 2009

Country Blumpkin

A blow job that is given while the recipient is defecating in a wooden outhouse.

The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.

Pa told ma to take her false teeth out as she prepared to give him a country blumpkin.

by Bologna Pogna November 21, 2011

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.

Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!

by littlestblue September 21, 2016

Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse

Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.

by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018

Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.

I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!

by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022