could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

An Ass that Could Cure Cancer

A female who has a behind that is so exquisite it could potentially inspire one to develop a cure for cancer.

Ethan: Dude do you see that girl over there with the nice caboose?
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.

by circuitlicker47 April 23, 2021

This could be us but you playin'

A term which is used by someone to describe a couple as an example to hope that the couple goals will be implemented into someone's hopeful relationship

*John sees couple Becky and Sam holding hands and eating ice cream*
*John says to his girlfriend Chloe*: This could be us but you playin'

by TomMoore October 19, 2018

I couldnt care less

Means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.

Person 1: I hurt my leg
Person 2: I couldnt care less, go away!

by Gazado October 10, 2005

Glad i could do my part

I think you may have done too much.

"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."

by WeRerrr October 22, 2009

boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.

by Choda Boy 57 May 9, 2008

she could get it

A female that could "take the D" or in other words,

A girl that men would want to have sex with

Louie- "Damnnnnn homie, Peep homegirl over there..."
Silver- "Godamnnn look at dat ass..."
Both*- "she could get it.."
Louie- "Hellllll Yeah"

take the d she a get it she could get it she uh get it she can get it busty

by louiedajuiceman July 9, 2010