big daddy coach

Somebody who don't play by the rules

Theo Geikas is such a Big Daddy Coach

by Big Daddy Coach in the Sky 123 June 10, 2016

Coach Milo

That moment when you are alone in the locker room and the coach harnesses you by your jock's straps, pins you against the locker and probes your ass beyond his middle digit's second knuckle.

Quarterback: Your game has progressed significantly this year.

Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.

Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

roach coach

A catering truck, especially one which frequents blue collar places of work; generally a modded pickup truck with insulated diamond-pattern doors covering a refrigerator case and a warmer unit with attached griddle.

"Naw, we wait till the roach coach comes around at 12:15 to take our lunch breaks around here."

by Lady Csyde April 18, 2004

coach ukai

the sexiest mf ever

his name is Keishin Ukai btw
karasuno's coach and he's from the haikyuu universe
(if you like him you probably have daddy issues)

bro i want coach ukai to use me as his personal ashtray

by simpfor2dppl October 13, 2020

third base coach

A baseball analogy for a sex act. This occurs when two people are in the same room masturbating, getting off on each other masturbating, but not touching one another.

A: How far did you get with Christina last night?
B: She is super celibate so all she would let us do together is third base coach each other.
A: Did you talk during it?
B: Yea, it was pretty weird...

by Brynjolf May 29, 2014

Coach Z

A crazy man from a different country who has a weird accent, sleeps in a locker room, and always is looking for a chance to start a nice, long verse of his hip-hop single, "these people try to fade me!"

Coach Z: the king's gone mad with power! he's tryin' to eat the chort! JOOORRRBB!

by IRS."It Really Sucks" November 19, 2003

Coach Mike

Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.

"God dammit Ramon, pull your head out of your ass! My name is Coach Mike!"

by richyoungprodigy March 9, 2017