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cosby sled

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The cosby sled is less of a sexual adventure, and more of a beautiful piece of artwork. To initiate the process you must very discreetly drop a roofie in a girls drink, wait until she passes out, then bring her back to your house. Next comes the best part; you insert your penis into the girl, then full on ride her unconscious body, sled-style down a flight of stairs. The execution may be a bit difficult, so you may want to get a few friends to judge on your dismount/form etc.
(at a party)
guy 1: Bro that girl over there just passed out and someone took her home.
guy 2: If i were him i totally cosby sled that dumb bitch.
by a16 June 2, 2016
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Cosby Sweater

The act of eating a large bowl of fruit loops pre-coitus, then engaging in a furious fuck fest until you feel the need to vomit. Just as your about to cum in her you jam your fingers down your throat, causing you to throw up all the undigested fruit loops you ate earlier all over your partners chest and stomach, resembling one of bill Cosby's sweaters. Extra points for yelling out " jello pudding pops"( in bill Cosby voice ) just as you cum.
Me and that skank bitch were fucking outside and she said she was cold, so I gave her a Cosby sweater. -Dubz

VOMIT HOT POCKET MEXICAN BREAKFAST
by Dubz Street April 4, 2016
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cosby shirt

you eat fruity pebbles, trix, and froot loops and vomit the mixture onto your partners chest.
bitch, imagive you a cosby shirt if you dont shut up!
by mr. niggerstain May 9, 2011
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Cosby Sweater

In light of recent abuse/rape charges, the Cosby Sweater is a sex act during which the man eats a Jell-O pudding cup yelling, "Zippity Zoppity, here comes my floppity!" as he ejaculates. For the family planners out there, the act can be taken up a notch by ejaculating into the empty pudding cup.
You never walk down the pudding aisle the same way again after getting a Cosby sweater.
by porcupinecone November 19, 2014
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Bill Cosby Sweater

The act of eating entire box of Fruity Pebbles and then while having sex with your girlfriend, barf on her chest and jizz on her face.
I gave my girlfriend a Bill Cosby Sweater for Christmas this year.
by ziggy & co. March 13, 2009
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Cosby Sweater

The multi-colored lint left in one's ass crack after wearing flannel boxer shorts.
It took me an hour to get that cosby sweater off my ass!
by Jeff Conway October 27, 2008
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turn on the Cosby Show

The act of turning off the television.
Wife: I'm going to bed, could you turn on the Cosby Show?
Husband: Sure, honey.
Turns off the television
by jibe February 5, 2007
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