Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009

Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

cornhole cowboy

someone (usually a male) who is adventerous with anothers anus. in plural it usually refers to two males who are particularly gay.

Hey Jonothan, I was unaware that Raymond and Dorian were such cornhole cowboys.

by Alex Ramsay July 16, 2008

CornHub

A parody of "PornHub" Instead of Porn there are a bunch of corn that will make you "corny".

Hey wanna go to PornHub.com?
Nah I only watch "CornHub

by Le_Hurricane_Sandy April 21, 2017

cornhub

check out the most sensual, greenest, most yellow
fucking corn on the planet.

Justin: hey you wanna see some sexy vegetables?
Brad: nah, pass the boof
Justin: well if you did, go to www.cornhub.com
Brad: FUCK OFF ALREADY MOFO!

by showbobs4fortnite April 9, 2019

Cornhole

To fuck someone in the ass

I want to cornhole Nicole

by winter._.slayyy May 10, 2018

Hot-ass Coathanger

Beater of Prostitutes, weapon of Pimps.

A coathanger heated up and used to beat a prostitute for disobeying the rules of the pimp.

-"Hey, Dad, why does mom have marks all over her body?"
-"I'm not your dad, but she fell on a hot-ass coathanger"

-"Damn, Sharon, why not just take the whole $100?"
-"I'll get beaten by my pimp's hot-ass coathanger, that's why, Ilene!"

by Black Dynamite March 16, 2010