Cronus

Cronus is a beta troll and is the ancestor of Eridan Ampora. He is mistaken to be "sexy" though really isn't in the canon Homestuck webcomic. He is considered more of a "romantic" and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth. He also wears a white shirt with the same zodiac symbol as Eridan. Same blood color and everything (A shade of purple.) He is normally nice, but may or may not get in arguments easily. It won't matter whether you're male or female, because I bet Cronus has a chance to flirt with you.

ME: Please don't look at me Cronus. It makes me feel weird. Are you trying to flirt with me? Please stop!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!

by Coraline the Master Angler June 16, 2015

coronaspam

When every business you've ever had the slightest interaction with emails to explain what they're doing about Wuhan virus.

My inbox is full of coronaspam.

by goduke150 March 13, 2020

Coronasaurus

A person over infatuated with the COVID-19 pandemic. Every chance they get, they bring up the spreading cases. Complaining about the lack of social distancing, they scold anyone who may be unmasked in public.

*casually conversing in the park*
Crab: "Better put your mask on, here comes an old coronasaurus ready to squawk at us"
Purple: "My mom's been watching too much TV, she's slowly becoming a coronasaurus too."

the coronasaurus approaches with a yard stick in hand
Coronasaurus: "That isn't 6 feet apart. You people just don't take it seriously."

by kylesmokes May 22, 2020

Coronaspiracy Theory

A conspiracy theory surrounding some aspect of the coronavirus. It usually involves some nefarious plot by the powers that be, such as the Illuminati or the devil, or Bill Gates to use the virus as a means to achieve some ridiculous master plan. They are believed by covidiots and used as an excuse to engage in covidiot behavior, such as denying the existence of the disease or refusing to take the vaccine.

Have you heard the latest coronaspiracy theory? They are saying the coronavirus is nothing more than a cover-up orchestrated by Bill Gates to implant us with microchips through the vaccine and track us. Believers are refusing to get vaccinated.

by Prof. Gravy Boat Bananas January 21, 2021

Coroused

Confusion while aroused. A coroused state may be made up of equal parts aroused and confused or mainly one emotion or the other.

A good example for being Coroused is Cartoon porn, It is confusing as to why somebody would make this type of porn but on further investigation the film is slightly arousing. The term may also be used by somebody that is in a sexual confusing situation such as homosexual sex or group sex.

by MeatAx3 June 10, 2010

Coronasomnia

Also known as Covid-somnia. Experiencing sleeplessness—getting arguably less than seven hours of sleep—due to the stress of life during the coronavirus crisis, with possible long-term health hazards like obesity, depression, cardiovascular disease, and diabetes.

Guesstimate how many millions of people worldwide are suffering from coronasomnia, often triggered by lockdowns, quarantines, unemployment, postponement of surgeries, and loss of loved ones due to Covid-19.

by Covido January 31, 2021

Coronastock

Any event happening during, or immediately following, the lessening of social-distancing or quarantine measures put in place due to covid19. Also applicable to anyone holding gatherings during the coronavirus pandemic.

Referring to a hangout where one may have a greater chance of contracting coronavirus due to the number of people in close proximity.

Your concert tickets haven’t been cancelled yet ? Man, get ready for coronastock!

Ed’s having a bbq this weekend, you going ?
Naw man - that’s coronastock.

All these people planning to attend the festival..., man, that’s coronastock.

by SeadooGirl April 30, 2020