Coronavirus

A virus that makes people watch Contagion, a movie from 2011

John: Hey, wanna watch Contagion?
Micheal: Why?
John: Because of the Coronavirus.
Micheal: So?
John: We need to watch it, or else.
Micheal: Okay, whatever.

by IThinkMyEmailWasHacked March 27, 2020

Coronavirus

A bitch.

Coronavirus is a bitch.

by JoniKauf March 22, 2021

Coronavirus

JUST DIE ALREADY

I HATE CORONAVIRUS.

by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021

Coronavirus

A virus that suddenly causes people to hoard loads of toilet paper and rappers begging to get out of jail because of their new found lung problems

“It’s coronavirus I need to get all the toilet paper because I’m totally gunna poo 1,000 times a day”
-Boomers
“Coronavirus let Tekashi 69 get out of jail because he suddenly got problems with his body. Now I gotta listen to his stupid music again.”
-EVERY KID WITH A GOD DAMN BRAIN

by Fat giraffe April 14, 2020

Coronavirus

Levi was banned from cleaning.

This is the result.

,,Coronavirus is here, stay home!"
Levi: I TOLD YOU TO LET ME CLEAN THAT WINDOW

by That fujoshi under your bed May 11, 2020

Coronavirus

Coronavirus is a disease that can kill people. If they havent already schools and jobs and most stores should be shutting down. Coronavirus can be a scaring thing but make sure you stay safe and wash your hand for 20 seconds.

The coronavirus is spreading,everybody stay inside.

by Olivia Pallesen March 26, 2020

Coronavirus

A man made virus made to control the world's overpopulation problem

2020 the year of the coronavirus

by lovelyyyjublyy April 4, 2020