Coronavirus

A virus that makes people watch Contagion, a movie from 2011

John: Hey, wanna watch Contagion?
Micheal: Why?
John: Because of the Coronavirus.
Micheal: So?
John: We need to watch it, or else.
Micheal: Okay, whatever.

by IThinkMyEmailWasHacked March 27, 2020

Coronavirus

A bitch.

Coronavirus is a bitch.

by JoniKauf March 22, 2021

Coronavirus

JUST DIE ALREADY

I HATE CORONAVIRUS.

by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021

Coronavirus

A virus that suddenly causes people to hoard loads of toilet paper and rappers begging to get out of jail because of their new found lung problems

“It’s coronavirus I need to get all the toilet paper because I’m totally gunna poo 1,000 times a day”
-Boomers
“Coronavirus let Tekashi 69 get out of jail because he suddenly got problems with his body. Now I gotta listen to his stupid music again.”
-EVERY KID WITH A GOD DAMN BRAIN

by Fat giraffe April 14, 2020

Coronavirus

Coronavirus is a disease that can kill people. If they havent already schools and jobs and most stores should be shutting down. Coronavirus can be a scaring thing but make sure you stay safe and wash your hand for 20 seconds.

The coronavirus is spreading,everybody stay inside.

by Olivia Pallesen March 26, 2020

Coronavirus

Levi was banned from cleaning.

This is the result.

,,Coronavirus is here, stay home!"
Levi: I TOLD YOU TO LET ME CLEAN THAT WINDOW

by That fujoshi under your bed May 11, 2020

Coronavirus

A man made virus made to control the world's overpopulation problem

2020 the year of the coronavirus

by lovelyyyjublyy April 4, 2020