Cornballer

A Cornballer is a corny harmless person unskilled in the art of conversation that talks excessively.
Cornballers tend to talk and talk about something no one cares about without allowing any one else to contribute to the conversation.
Cornballers monopolize social situations and usually tend to tell long stories about things you are completely un-interested in. They especially like to talk about themselves or things that have happened to other people you have never met.

Cornballers are usually co-workers, classmates, neighbors ect that do not have many friends.

If you are stuck listing to someone and you just wish they would shut up and leave you alone you have been cornballed.

If a Cornballer is spotted he or she is almost always avoided.
Any person that makes you wish you were not talking to them is a Cornballer.

Any person that’s talking to you that you just don’t have the heart to tell to shut up or walk away from is a Cornballer.

Rick Moranis’ character from the Movie Ghost Busters is a Cornballer. He always tries to cornball Sigourney Weaver's character whenever he sees her.
by Plate Lunch June 14, 2011
Get the Cornballer mug.

Cornballing

the act of sticking your penis inside another man's anus.
My mom caught me cornballing my best friend and she said I should be ashamed.
by Prozach21 November 17, 2010
Get the Cornballing mug.

cornball

coming from the word corn(y), a cornball is like a country bumpkin or dimwitted person such as a redneck; having to do with activities of such people.
The current president of the U.S. is a cornball. G. W. Bush invented the notion of WMDs in Iraq because he just wanted to have a war during his administration. To say Iraqis were freedom-hungry and that the USA was spreading freedom are cornball excuses for going to war.
by Richard Black April 13, 2005
Get the cornball mug.

cornball

A wrestling technique that involves giving a thumbs up to the opponents anus. May or may not involve a winding up motion.
Ponch decided it was time the match had ended and administered the cornball to his opponent.
by hooka January 12, 2005
Get the cornball mug.

Cornballer

Hot girls who claim to be corny by wearing worn out, slightly see through, stretched out vintage tee shirts.
I'm totally a gross cornballer today and guys still keep checking me out!
Get the Cornballer mug.

cornball

Cornball, v. To have sex with someone from Nebraska.
Hey, you're a husker from Nebraska.
Wanna cornball?
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 13, 2005
Get the cornball mug.
A chant to hearld the ultimate Cornball. Also for people named Cornelius.
00:39:14 Cornelius has joined #ve
00:39:18 <bergini113VE>CORNBALL CORNBALL YELLOW FLOWBALL
00:39:19 YOU (bergini113VE) have been booted from #ve by TypoNinja (Caps abuse - 100%)
by Matt McWop June 01, 2009
Get the Cornball Cornball Yellow Flowball mug.