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Corbyn Besson 

oH mY fuCking gOd don’t get me stARTEDD on corbyn besson. he is the most attractive, talented, AMAZINg person on this earth. he IS MY DADDY 👏🏻👏🏻

LIKE LITERALLY FUCKING CHOKE ME YOU’re so hOT. his blond little poof that’s always on his head is so 🥰🥰 like literally snap my fucking neck

when i see pictures of him my bussy starts DRIPPING 😱😱
“who’s that cute ass hUnk over there?”

CORBYN BESSON he’s so TALENTED AND SWEET LIKE LITERALLY JUST LISTEN TO HIS ANGELIC VOICE 😭😍”
“good to know weirdo”
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Jeremy Corbyn 

A person whom thrives on praying on young woman and preaches socialist drivel with the hope that one day he will get laid.
your just like that twat Jeremy Corbyn, you know the one thats in British politics

Jeremy Corbyn high five 

I was with this girl last night and gave her a Jeremy Corbyn high five. She loved it!

corbyn matthew besson 

one of the most inspirational humans ever. He is currently in a band called Why Don't We, and they have an amazing album called 8 letters which you should totally go listen to right now. Corbina is my parents. Like this, if there also your parents and your my long lost limelight sibling

Jeremy Corbyn 

Hi there do you have any crumpets left today?
Oh fuck me Jeremy Corbyn is back!

corbynmania 

Extream type of left wing hysteria known to escalate quickly at musical gatherings. Spreads quickly like aviant flu. Hippies will walk through fire to join in on the Masonic like chanting. Has the potential to start the odd war here and there.

Known ties: Bad mathematics and the colour red.

Cure: Facts, enriched uranium and cat memes
Being thrown out of Build-a-bear for bringing my own asbestos and bees turned into utter Corbynmania at the shopping centre.
corbynmania by Itscoopeinnit June 26, 2017
a lovable, tall guy who is always ready to talk and have a laugh, the second you find yourself a Corbyn you will feel immediatly hooked! A corbyn usually has light brown hair, however some of the time he dyes it as brown just isnt his thing! A corbyn is very talented and funny but dont think that his amazingness stops there! Corbyn can also be kinda nerdy, from Space to potatoes, a Corbyn will probably know the answer! If you have a corbyn, be sure to never let him go!
Christy-No fair how did you get yourself a corbyn!
Grace-I dont know but he is the best!
Corbyn by RandomChildNo:2 November 1, 2018