Cooterfish

A guy that doesn’t know anything but thinks he knows everything and acts like he knows everything.

Oh jeez, zuss , not another cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who tells a girl she’d be better off marrying him and divorcing him than not marrying him so he can try to trap her in a marriage.

What a cooterfish thing to do!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A mama’s boy that’s still on mama’s teet.

Hey, what’s that cooterfish doing out here in the wild?!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who pretends to be rich but doesn’t pay child support, has a mortgage, drives his daddy’s work truck and doesn’t have a boat for the summer because he had to sell it.

Why is he riding on your boat, dude?

Because he’s a typical cooterfish dude.

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who stalks his 47 day girlfriend (not that he’s counting) and tracks her location and times her every move and tags her trash can lid to leave his mark.

Why is there a cooterfish tag on your trashcan lid, doll?

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who wants his name tattooed on his girlfriend and vice versa but mostly just wants his name tattooed on her.

Why did you tattoo that cooterfish’s name on your arm, girlfran?!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A bad smell or odor that is part dead fish, part morning shit for breath, part putrid rotten expired milk and part hot garbage in a dumpster by a landfill in July.

Did you fart or did you breathe cause sumpm smells like cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026