coocoo

Someone that is acting crazy.

That old cat lady is coocoo,

by DWHS July 8, 2011

Cockolate

Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.

Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.

by Sophie Heineken March 26, 2011

cookoobookoo

so cuckoo that it's bookoo.

when Ella gets her bum fingered by a guy she's only met twice.

that shit cookooBOOKOO

by olafia makar May 29, 2020

cockortunity

Judging a career opportunity on the premise of there being hot chicks that work there or immediately in the vicinity of the place.

"The job in the valley is a little closer to my house, but the job in the city seems to be a better cockortunity for me."

by entrep June 13, 2009

Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.

The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!

by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011

look out for the cookout

originated in chester,Pa. 19013
A good deed from one friend to another.
Cookout describes doing something for a host or for a friend doing something for you.

Jammal:Yo cuz you going to run me down to the store?
Quran: Nah cuz thats das money.
Jammal: Coem on cuz, you not going to look out for the cook out.

by Ma'd Johnosn August 28, 2005

Cockoholic

A person that enjoys cock.

Man, once Sally got wild last night, I learned she was a cockoholic!

by Marlon May 4, 2003