texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.

George W. Bush is the result of failed Texas contraception.

by DCallieAndah May 19, 2013

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contraceptively

Prevention of conception that can either be fertilization of a birth, or an idea pre-emptively aborted.

We decided to vote contraceptively. contraceptively speaking. The idea of sex was decided contraceptively.

by Dr. Oh March 9, 2015

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contraceptives

The practice of putting your smartphone in your jeans pocket, as it obstructs your fertility when it's incidentally expensive to raise kids these days.

I’m all about contraceptives these days; my phone is practically glued to my pocket!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

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contraseptive

A condom dat you should always have handy in cases where "Up your a**!" is irritably uttered.

Besides a "rubber" to protect you from anal contamination, a "contraseptive" could also refer to a good set of latex earplugs to shield your tender auditory-canals from all of da toxic bu**s**t dat might otherwise get in there from one or more brainless blabbers in your vicinity.

by QuacksO July 18, 2024

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Contraception dab

The contraception dab is a technique with which one can prevent impregnating his sexual partner.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.

Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.

Hey man i wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but didn't have any protection on me.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.

by Vlozh March 1, 2018

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