H constant

The H constant is a scientific constant that constantly changes.

The H constant changes from 5725472927.68727181 to 681728.67 last night.

by Hashi February 23, 2020

The Yost Constant

A mathamatical constant that when used forces an equation to result in 0.

My teacher must have multiplied my test score by the yost constant, I GOT A ZERO!!

by Yost Malone February 19, 2021

planck's constant

It relates to the energy in one quantum of electromagnetic radiation to the frequency of that radiation.
It is 6.62607004 × 10-34 m2 kg / s

Dustin : do you know planck's constant ?
Suzie: do you know the earth orbits the sun?
Dustin: So I know it starts with two sixes and then uh what is it...?
Suzie: okay let me just be clear on this. I havent heard from you in a while and now you want a mathematical equation that you should know so you can... save the world?
Dustin: Suzie-poo I promise I will make it up to you as soon as possible.
Suzie: you could make it up to me now
Dustin:what?
Suzie: I want to hear it
Dustin : not right now!
Suzie: yes now Dusti-bun!
Dustin: Suzie-poo this is urgent!!
Suzie: yes yes youre saving the world I heard you the first time but dennis is also saving earth sea and he is about to confront the shadow so this is suzie signing off.
Dustin: wait wait wait okay okay. ..okay
Dustin: aaa shit...

(starts singing never ending story)

Suzie: Planck's constant is 6.62607004

by yougotmeweak July 10, 2019

Diaz Constant

This calculation was done by GaloDiaz137 on Reddit
The amount of ejaculations a man has to do to create enough thrust to reach the speed of light in space. The constant is;
1.3063x10^19.

That man must have done the Diaz Constant to get that sore.

by The True Meme God February 10, 2020

Spring constant

The state of weather during spring. Like when the weather is cold the spring constant is low...when its way too hot...the spring constant is high!!

Armando: "Dude, why is it so cold?? Its supposed to be Spring!!"
You: "Thats coz the Spring Constant is low!"

by pashawise April 18, 2010

Pamela Constant

The constant by which any number used in a sentence must be divided in order to be realistic or accurate. The exact level of the constant depends on the speaker's tendency to exaggerate.

"I know Pamela said that she took 550 shots of tequila last night, but when you divide by the Pamela constant she really only had 2."

by PatriciaK February 13, 2010

Murphy's Constant

Facts that are led by the most of Murphy's Law all at once and you know that, but even so you know nothing can be done to prevent that other than falling into ANOTHER Murphy's Constant.

1. When I looked out the window, sky was so cloudy and as dark as tar, so I decided to carry my umbrella with me. Following the Murphy's Constant, a punch of wind has just blown all those dark clouds away, suddenly. Then I had to keep my umbrella in hands during the whole sunny and hot day. That, untill I realized I forgot it somewhere. And guess what?! Without my umbrella with me, when I was in the wide open center of the city, miles way from home, making my way back home on foot, since I lost my bus, that hot and brighty sunlight turned back into a gloomy, and even darker mass of clouds than before and the whaterfalls poured all upon me, until I arrived home, closed the door behind my backs and that shiny sun appeared again. Plus during that storm, occured a power outage...
But if I didn't carry my umbrella when I was leaving home, rain would have started right at that moment, I would get to work all wet, and that bright sunlight would have been shining while I was inside that closed building and with my umbrella with... Just happened MILLION times with me... that's one of my Murphy's Constants!

by WondererCarvalho August 3, 2010