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two legged conscience

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;
Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011
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Collective Consciousness

One of the best songs in Metal gear ever, played when fighting Senator Armstrong
The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed
The fires of greed will burn the weak
So we'll make freedom obsolete
Making whole the fabric of society
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see
MIND CONTROL
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
by ChefArmstrongFromMGR:R May 23, 2022
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Canine-conscience

The part of your mind that makes you feel guilty for shouting at the dog.
This is a classic example of canine-conscience;

Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
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consciousness

To have a better understanding of consciousness you need to pay attention only to what is right here right now, in front of you. The present is not the now. The now is what is and is timeless. There is no need to be concerned with the remembered past or the anticipated future, they exist only as they are imagined. Disengage from time oriented thinking to free your self from needless worry and distratction from what is. Stay in the present moment.
by nvsk January 31, 2008
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S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing)

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
by FenCor December 26, 2011
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Conscience Dreaming

The dreams you have when you are bat shit crazy, possibly just before you gun down a crowd at the Safeway, start a new currency or a new language for crazy people.
Jared Loughner said about Conscience dreaming, "In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!"
by define-it-ly crazy January 9, 2011
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Karma Conscious

Being aware for the questionable actions you might take part in for fear that karma will bite you back if you follow through with it. Thus making you karma conscious.
Jim: "I was going to cut in front of the elderly group ahead of me to save time, but I am karma conscious and stayed back instead."
by mikeo6209 March 23, 2011
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