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People who are born with sight and people who are congenitally blind do the same gesture when they win in a physical competition, they spread their arms up like a V and the chin is slightly lifted
by Mr.Osama June 8, 2014
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congenital douchebaggery syndrome

Congenital douchebaggery syndrome (CDS) is a devastating affliction affecting persons in positions of perceived, rather than genuine, importance. Most sufferers of CDS are unaware of their affliction, and can do little to mitigate the symptoms. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide

CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.
"Did you hear that BS Jerry was spouting at the team meeting?"
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."
by Foxydot March 29, 2015
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congenital glaucoma

Fetty wap:"when I was little I had gotten into a little accident and it gave me congenital glaucoma in both of my eyes. The doctor saved one, I was blessed to still have my vision. That's it. That's the story."
by Swagurt0000 November 1, 2015
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Conbeanient

A word used for when you conveniently find beans.
I was looking in my pantry for something to make with rice and noticed an old bag of pinto beans, how conbeanient!
by Sheng-Lao August 25, 2019
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congeance

That what one must avoid, at all costs, incurring the wrath of.
"you've incurred the wrath of the congeance"
by Slerpaderp May 6, 2020
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Contanister

A type of container/canister combo that is used for the storage of small objects and doesn't actually exist.
How many times do we have to tell you, Darius? There is no such thing as a contanister!
by sushulk January 7, 2022
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congeats

What people say when you land in a plane while eating
“I landed
“Congeats”
by Nottheman March 21, 2023
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