A cog in the machine that eats the news and spits out mindless garbage designed to hide the actual news.
The conflictinator announced a shocking revalation on the flat screen today, "The corporation bought the farm today, American government will be a one party system from here on out."
by Stu Cherbourg November 16, 2010
Get the Conflictinator mug.1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.
Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.
Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"
Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"
Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011
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any hostile discussion that begins with the keywords, "I", "You", spoken with accusitory inflection.
Generally, in connection with, personal gain or loss of some issues regarding vanity.
Generally, in connection with, personal gain or loss of some issues regarding vanity.
I am smarter than you, assumes contempt for the other's intelect.
You are wearing my sister's jacket, presupposes that there was no agreement....this will cause unnecessary conflict.
You are wearing my sister's jacket, presupposes that there was no agreement....this will cause unnecessary conflict.
by socioputz December 4, 2010
Get the unnecessary conflict. mug.Short for Inextricable Cognitive Bias Conflict. An extremely common, automatic conflict which erupts between individuals because every individual can only perceive and interpret events anchored in their biases which generate their cognitive biases.
Each one of two men rents a room in a house in Lakeland, Florida. Along with the landlady, the three live in a Bias Conflict because until each one comes to comprehend Cognitive Biases, each one will continue perceiving and interpreting everything based on their inherent biases.
by but for October 14, 2018
Get the Bias Conflict mug.A science-fiction television show, created by Gene Roddenberry (the creator of Star Trek.)It aired 1997-2003.
It's main plotline revolves around the arrival of a race of Aliens calling themselves Taelons. Dispite claiming to have come to earth on a mission of peace, are suspected of having other less benign intentions.
Liam: We humans have a saying "Keep your Friends close, but keep your enemies closer."
It's main plotline revolves around the arrival of a race of Aliens calling themselves Taelons. Dispite claiming to have come to earth on a mission of peace, are suspected of having other less benign intentions.
Liam: We humans have a saying "Keep your Friends close, but keep your enemies closer."
by REB_99 September 30, 2007
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