Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.

Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.

by SickTitties December 3, 2011

conflatulations

A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart

Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015

Confabulation

A group of Rennies

A festival is just a confabulation of people with beautiful dreams.

by Queenie Martini December 3, 2020

Conbragulations

A sarcastic response to someone bragging about an attainment as the result of luck.

Well my daddy will buy me any car I want.

- Conbragulations.

by apophis_dd July 6, 2022

Conflatulations

Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.

Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023

Coagulations

A way of saying congratulations but with less harsh percussive sounds to emphasise sarcasm.
Can be out of laziness or being quirky.
Makes you seem funier if you use it.

Fredrick: oh shit! Fuck, just dropped my wallet and spilled all my change.
Jeremy: oh, well done. Coagulations

by BigPickleWibble1287 April 15, 2024